Be Australian: Bet On The GG’s

Australian efforts to rise in the ranks of world military powers, by declaring war on Shanghai’s 2^nd Girl Guide troupe, have met with mixed results. While critics say the statistics point to an abysmal loss. (3 warships, 2 tank divisions, & the RAAF lost with 4,500 fatalities for the Australian forces against one girl with a sprained ankle on the Girl Guide side.) the LNP call it encouraging.

“Oh, could you but have seen some of the charges that we made while thinking of them I can not but exclaim glorious war.”

G.A.Custer