Australian efforts to rise in the ranks of world military powers, by declaring war on Shanghai’s 2nd Girl Guide troupe, have met with mixed results. While critics say the statistics point to an abysmal loss. (3 warships, 2 tank divisions, & the RAAF lost with 4,500 fatalities for the Australian forces against one girl with a sprained ankle on the Girl Guide side.) the LNP call it encouraging.
“Oh, could you but have seen some of the charges that we made while thinking of them I can not but exclaim glorious war.”