Tomorrow Belongs to Them?

Tomorrow Belongs to me. (Yawn)

In an attempt to improve the prognosis for humankind's longevity, beyond 2019, World Leaders are set to reverse eligibility requirements for the U.S. Presidency.

 After voting in Trump: it will now be illegal for anyone who can hum more than 2 bars of the Battle Hymn of the Republic, was born in, or spent more than 3 days in transit through the USA, to become President.