10 Jan 2017

#Chopsticks, maestro? Please!

Fuck, I forgot the paprika!

Seeing my photo in social media, it is with amusement that I read comments about my ability to proficiently manipulate chopsticks. You know, I have been screwing Asian men for 30 years.
 I may ooze, among other things, stamina, but I‘ve still taken the odd meal break.




Soft Shoe Scuffle

I tend not to over emphasise, or be too doctrinaire about, my socialist libertarian politics in today’s Shanghai. A wise old man once told me that Chinese people hear the word Socialist, close their eyes, and think,

 “ This idiot wants us to go back to eating grass.”

 (Although, of course, the point is I don’t.)

Must get paprika.

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