Schadenfreude has been selected to replace Aussie Rules as
Oi!stralia’s (Australia’s) national sport. The ump’s decision was based on the ease
with which it's played from a comfy chair; the way it incorporates the
fundamentals of the previous national code: racism, homophobia, and misogyny; and
its ability to flourish like a cane toad on viagra with in the boundaries of a
culture so saturated with oblivious irony that it could make Adam Sandler
cringe. (And we’ve all seen “The Wedding Singer”)
International speculation has it that Australia will be
disqualified from swimming events for drowning so many would be visitors to our
shore; so local nobs are set to lobby for Schadenfreude's inclusion as an Olympic sport.
There’ll be sure to be plenty of standing on the podium full
of patriotic fervour if that happens.
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