MooreOnSex

Alan is pencilling in new opportunities.

 Alan Moore, the man who had a hipster beard before any hipster’s grandparents bought their first vertical grill,is the centre of  gossip that has seen him pass Tiny Tim on the list of sexiest 20^th Century celebrities.

The news we've been waiting for: Moore has hired a voice over artist for use in all daily activities.

 Yup, when he opens his mouth, some one else will do it for him.

Moore’s wife is finally looking forward to sex, and his local deli owner promises to be back on speaking terms.(Naturally via the voice over artiste.)

Moore’s wife is finally looking forward to sex

Dead uke player, now marginally
 less attractive than Alan Moore.