|Alan is pencilling in new opportunities.|
Alan Moore, the man who had a hipster beard before any hipster’s grandparents bought their first vertical grill,is the centre of gossip that has seen him pass Tiny Tim on the list of sexiest 20th Century celebrities.
The news we've been waiting for: Moore has hired a voice over artist for use in all daily activities.
Yup, when he opens his mouth, some one else will do it for him.
|Moore’s wife is finally looking forward to sex|
|Dead uke player, now marginally|
less attractive than Alan Moore.